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Udny and Pitmedden Parish Church - Church of Scotland

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Thank you to Al Barclay for submitting the following jokes. These were actual articles that were printed in church newsletters (oops):

Don't let worry kill you.
Let the Church help.

For those of you who have
children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.

This being Easter Sunday,
we will ask Mrs Lewis to
come forward and lay
an egg.

Weight Watchers meet 7pm,
in church building. Please use
large double door at side
entrance.

Thursday night - supper.
Prayer and medication
to follow.

We invite any member
of the congregation who
enjoys sinning to join
the choir.